Porter was doing this for 5 minutes before I started recording him and most of the time he was yelling at the wind. You may need to adjust your volume to hear appropriate emphasis.
Porter: ” NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! Car! Car! Car. Car.”
Proceed to eat rocks.
Mama: “Yuck.”
Porter: Conniving smile. Really taste rocks. Spit out while making eww face.
Repeat with tan bark mulch.